Howdy...Hey!....We're gonna "test out" the "system"...and see...whether (or not)...my ol' buddy, Dennis, "really fixed" this ol' computer....or not, today....sht, I bought the ol' Fart lunch fer gawdsakes...hee hee...what "more" should I expect?
We shall "see"....hee hee...right?
Okay, to "fill ya in"...this ol' computer is a "custom built" job that I had a small computer shop up in Skagit County (Washington state) build for me about 10 years ago...when I was still a tad bit on the "flush" side of life.
...Slowly, down thru the years,...it has eventually gotten damn near as "cranky" as this ol' Fart tries to maintain hisself ta be.
...however,...(perhaps cuz of the price I paid for it?)...I never got so pizzed off at it that I tried to "teach it ta fly like a Frisbee"...as I have EVERY other "FAILED Electronic P.O.S." (Piece Of Sht) that I have ever owned...
My kids, to this day...like to "giggle" and tell stories (extremely exaggerated, I assure you...hee hee)...about how I "bashed, then threw"...various tape decks, tape players, phonographs, sound systems,...and even ol' timey Television sets...a minimum of as far as 20 feet beyond our front porch steps...(uh, try "that" with an old 36 inch screen television, dude! the whole "learning curve" of balancing, footing, and then "launching" really does "seperate" the men from the boys...hee hee...)...
It (I like ta think) was one of their "all time" memorable "experiences" of childhood...uh, watching Daddy take out his rage upon simple, harmless electronic crap that "died" and pizzed him off. It is a "one true outlet for rage" thing that I believe should be "passed on" to our aspiring..."youth"....
hee hee...
Still "legal"....and "allowable" in our over-regulated and "controlled" environment, right???
Hey!...we live in a "throw away" society, ...am I wrong????
I just take...er..."took" it to the actual extreme...I've been trying to "teach" useless, broken, unfaithful, unforgivable, pieces of electronic sht..."how to fly"...hee hee...as far away from my anger as I can toss them....for over 40 years now....
Can I "explain myself with...
uh,...it's a "man thing"????...
...we gotta be able to "Vent Somewhere"...right?...or else....we gonna "take it out"...."somewhere"...."inappropiate"...
It's a "human nature" thing that our "regulators" haven't quite figured out...yet.
I "Thank Gawd" that I "discovered" this way of "doing it"...rather than (gawd forbid) taking my frustrations out on my family...or, holding "the angers" in...and then having them overtake me, and eventually erupting out... into Society itself...damn!...can ya "imagine"????
"Killing Electronics" should be a class taught as our children "grow up" into this world...it should be taught to Postal Workers... Political "wannabees"...dis-satisfied employees, "news" junkies...and especially to "conspiracy theory" addicts all around the globe!!...hee hee....
There are "benefits all the way around" when somebody gets pizzed off and smashes his Electronic Umbilical Cord, rather than letting the frustrations grow...hee hee...
think about it...
awww... Hell,....I've gone off and started "ranting" again...sigh...hee hee...uh, can ya tell?...that this ol' Fart's been spending too much time alone?...thinking?...and drinking?...
...again?...
hee hee...
Okay...back "to the TEST"...ta "see"...whether...or not...that tonight, this ol' Fart is gonna finally lose his patience with this ol' fricken desk top ...
If my next "try" at uploading a pic onto this blog don't "work"...the piece of sht is gonna get tossed out the door of ol' Wanderwolf...and I'm "aiming at" sending it over the fence that keeps the javelinas from foraging in the yard (it's about 5' tall by the way...and 16' beyond the door)...
...and ya'll will haveta live without my insightful notions and anctidotes...until I, somehow, "replace it"....uh, the computer, I mean....hee hee...
...if...perchance, there is a "pic" at the top of this post....uh...then...
...in the words of a "past" Goddess (Gilda Radner) that I love,... from the ol' Saturday Night Live show...in the high, nasal,... character voice...
"...never mind"....
...hee hee...
Ya'll try and have a Great Night!!!...daWolf is Back!...hee hee
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